National Condom Week

Ok, so we know that National Condom Week was back in February, but we've been sent a list of possible slogans that could be used to promote the week. Who knows- one may work for you to encourage your partner to use protection. They are funny, so we wanted to share. Enjoy!

• Cover your stump before you hump.
• Don't be silly, protect your willy.
• When in doubt, shroud your spout.
• Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
• You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.
• If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
• If you think s/he's spunky, cover your monkey.
• Before you slip between her thighs, condomize.
• It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
• Don't get sick, wrap your dick.
• If you go into heat, package your meat.
• While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis.
• When you take off her blouse, suit up your mouse.
• Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
• Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
• The right selection, is to protect your erection.
• Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.
• If you really love her, wear a cover.
• Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.
• Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
• If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
• No glove, No love.